she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
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