so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
Randomize
