But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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