I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
My boss couldn’t find her phone so she asked me to call it and when I found it the screen said Fuck Toy was calling. I’m very much okay with this
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