alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
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