I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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