Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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