K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
someone owes me an orgasm
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
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