real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
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