He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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