these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
Who put my cat in the fridge?
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
Randomize
