just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
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