How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Just cropdusted the office
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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