I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Phrase i just heard while watching the U.S. open: "Boy they have really trimmed it well, this has got to be the tightest hole in the Open."
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
just got out of a noise viloation because the cop recognized my roomate as his favorite chipotle burrito roller. just another reason I love ritos
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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