We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
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