Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
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