Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
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