come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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