Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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