About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
Randomize
