Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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