I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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