dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
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