This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
I bet he’d be surprised by the epic blow job he’d get if he stopped talking about his wife long enough for me to get in the mood
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