did you get engaged???
dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
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