I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
My cleaning lady broke my bubbler. It's awkward between us now.
Why?
Because she knows I do drugs and I know she's a clumsy bitch.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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