She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
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