It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
Her facebook status said "just got a sign from god". I texted her and apparently she found a slice of pizza in the shower.
You almost married that.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
Somewhere between the 30 minutes of cunnilingus, the improvised song about the Olympics, and the super thoughtful shower beer... I knew I married the right guy
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
Randomize
