He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
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