i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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