i just caught my roommate coming out of the bathroom half naked with a surge protector. he told me he didn't wanna talk about it.
So I'm eating my burger minding my own business, when the guy next to me starts up a conversation. Seemed normal at first, stocks, bonds, etc...then he said...and I quote "I can push a bowling-ball up a flight of stairs with my tongue." As I awkwardly laughed he broke out "I bet you I could bite the head off of a rabbit."
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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