I'm sorry my penis didn't work
i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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