The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
Randomize