Told my mom a bit ago she'd meet you tonight
Um...??
She's excited
This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
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