So drunk, too bad you don't want this
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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