Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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