This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I skipped work to stalk him.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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