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I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
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