We should be called the Road Head Warriors
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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