Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
that's an acceptable place to lick
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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