U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
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