gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
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