Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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