'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
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