He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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