Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
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