whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
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