I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
I woke up to a gigantic ft-long tootsie roll and a note by drunk me with the words "you're welcome"
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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