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he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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