I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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