He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
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