O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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