I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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