you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
You couldn’t remember the word hand jibber. Instead, your drunk ass offered the bartenders “unlimited hand fritters” if they wouldn’t cut you off.
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