If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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