if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
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