it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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